Sunday, November 13, 2016

Laugh With Yugo: Things We See In Nollywood Movies

I'M TIRED OF NAIJA MOVIES..IMAGINE
WHEN...
~ Chief is inside the car with
the glasses wined up, armed
robbers attack
and
shoots at chief, the bullet
won't break the
glass but will
kill chief inside the car..:
How come ?? ~


A man shoots
himself on
the head 3 times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the
world is
that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he
was still 7
years
old as
far back as 1960 and
suddenly a HUMMER
passes in
front of him....... Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons
Zark Orji's food,
she stirs
the poison so that it will
circulate to all parts
of the
meal
and then she tastes it, Zack
Orji dies while she
survives, Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to
1982 and behind
him is a
sign board "Vote for
Goodluck" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is
washing plates and
he
suddenly becomes an adult in
his 20's still
washing the
same plates and
wearing the same trousers...
~ Omotola is
depicted as
a
poor woman
suffering in the
village and has to do serious
farm work to
survive, only
for you to see that her
fingernails are fixed
with long
plastic nails and painted
crimson
red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born
again village girl,
yet has
tattoos on her body.
~
Someone dies with
low
cut and
his spirit comes back wearing
afro... Na
wetin?
~ A
woman suddenly decides to
poison her
husband, then
she opens her food cabinet
and brings out
the
substance. Is poison part of
cooking
ingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg
yet blood starts
coming
out from your nose.
~ John Okafor(Ibu) is the
father of Nkem
Owoh.. Biko
who is older?
~ You must cough before you
die...?

BIKO ADD YOUR OWN OBSERVATIONS
I Don tire for Naija Movies o....
Lmao...

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